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Aislyn's Wonderland

I'm Aislyn. It means enchanted one. I'm Irish and Polish. I'm wasting my life in college for psychology. Can't fix my own problems, but I'm good at helping others. This is my blog. Things that I like, things I find funny, Foo Fighters, and whatever other things I happen to find. I do what I want and I just stopped giving a fuck. I'm a strong, independent black woman and I don't need a man.

a contestant on chopped (via somethingnerdythiswaycomes)

Inside gelatin is the soul of the devil
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Chopped judge:*staring u down as i lift the fork to my mouth*
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How does Sandra lees kitchen always fuckin change to match the fuckin chicken she made and her shoes?!

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thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

(via misha-la-la)

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stevegfuckingrogers: not-to-worry—fan-not-stalker: thoroughly-hawkward: keepcalmandthunderfrost: dettsu: izzytheeverything: flagdemoness: forevahyoung-ness: eheheheh-lokid: doctordonna10: what-theface: “All the single heroes…” ALL THE SINGLE HEROES ALL THE SINGLE HEROS NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP! UP IN NEW YORK JUST THAWED OUT DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING THEY TALKED ME UP LOKI SUCKS AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes Now put your shield up! Up in New YorkJust thawed outDoin’ an Avengers thing They talked me upLoki sucksAnd Coulson is obsessed with me He up on me, he up on meDon’t pay him any attentionI’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and HulkOut doing this avenging biz If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh I got Barton in the skyRomanov the spyAnd Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air Stark flies byI’m on stand byThor brings the lightning and the thunder If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himHe’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army thenBut if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh We won’t treat him to the things of this worldJustice has been servedFreedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes itSo we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyondOh, Laufeyson Now you’re really doneIn the void, you’ll be aloneAnd like a ghost, you’ll be gone All the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes, all the single heroesAll the single heroes Now put your shield up! Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himWe’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter thenThor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we wantI’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement homeClint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still aliveBruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T. ^^^^^^ AN ENTIRE SONG I know this is old…but I had to.  Sorry guys.  Love Thor’s boots tho’. I
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Why does no one talk about the fact that Vicky was trying to KILL TIMMY. LIKE A CHAINSAW IS FOR KILLINGS THAT’S NOT JIST TORTURE. THE KID COULDA DIED. LIKE THIS SHOW JUST PROMOTED A MURDER BABYSITTER WHO NEVER GOT AWAY WITH IT. ATTEMPTED MURDER IS A CRIME THO

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i have to pee but my bathroom scares me at night

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homeofthevalar asked: do the odds!


Answer:

1. I’d be super dumb and name her Charlie, or something that seems more boyish, but is acceptable as a girl name.

3. If you told me I was pretty, I’d blush and on the inside I’d be having a girl butterflies in stomach spazz attack because that happens when I get complimented.

5. My cousins grad party! Large family gatherings are always something to look forward to!

7. I was up till about 1, fell asleep, and reawoke at 4am

9. I was finally getting out of bed by then…

11. I probably could go the rest of my life without alcohol, but I like it every now and then. I don’t depend of that shit though

13. Yes.

15. It depends on circumstances…

17. Yes, I’ve cried from anger

19. No, it did not.

21. “No, it did not.”

23. Never :(

25. Occasionally

27. I am listening to music!

29. My last 3 kisses were NOT from the same person.

31. I sometimes wear the hood…

33. People call me Aislyn…. my dad calls me A

35. Right now that thing stressing me out is getting my books back to chegg on time. hahaha

37. Nothing is wrong really.

39. Not always, but I have before!

41. Single and I don’t even know

43. Nope

45. I have not…

47. Kinda

49. Once!

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best-of-funny:

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

X

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pls

1:What would you name your future daughter?
2:Do you miss anyone?
3:What if I told you that you were pretty?
4:Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5:What are you looking forward to in the next week?
6:Did you go out or stay in last night?
7:How late did you stay up last night?
8:Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9:What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10:Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11:Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12:Have you pretended to like someone?
13:Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
14:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15:Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16:Think back five months ago, were you single?
17:Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18:Hold hands with anyone this week?
19:Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
20:Who did you last see in person?
21:What is the last thing you said out lot?
22:Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23:Have you ever been to Paris?
24:Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25:Do you use chap stick?
26:Who did you last share a bed with?
27:Are you listening to music right now?
28:What is something you currently want right now?
29:Were your last three kisses from the same person?
30:How is your heart lately?
31:Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32:When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33:What do people call you?
34:Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35:Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36:What are you listening to right now?
37:What is wrong with you right now?
38:Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39:Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40:What is on your wrists right now?
41:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42:Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
44:Have you hugged someone within the last week?
45:Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
46:What were you doing at midnight last night?
47:Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
48:Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
49:Have you ever been to New York?
50:Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
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